mf_life2I have answered many questions when it comes to fucking like these studs that we have in the industry. One might judge me because I am not a performer. Your right…however I won’t brag but my bitch is my bitch for a reason. That chick that took the industry by storm is in my bed on a nightly basis and I’m sure that if I weren’t somewhat of a beast in the sack she would tell me. So you can cuff and suck allow me to blow my load on your negative thoughts…hahahaha

Let’s focus on the matter of this blog so I can give you guys some knowledge of how to give that chick your with a time she can remember. Now, if you fail miserably don’t come writing me saying MimeFreak you’re a liar. Remember whom blog this is so this is just a forewarning. Oh and you are reading for a reason.

First things first, remember the guys that are your favorite studs poking dick to these starlets are PROFESSIONALS. It takes years to learn how to do what they do. This is not what I’m going to try to help you out with. These are tips to make you better in the sack. You ready…? Let’s GO!!!

Exercise

Sex takes work! You can’t just get on top of your girl, slide your cock inside her and bust your load. That’s easy and selfish. It’s probably the norm in the regular world. Sex is another form of exercise. When you are dealing with an exercise you have to get a rhythm, get your breathing under control, and start off small. Now that doesn’t mean go out and fuck a small chick because your chick is fat. Meaning you have to work up to the potential that everyone has to be better.

If you’re a missionary guy, then I would recommend doing push-ups, pull-ups or dips. No chick deserves you sweating like crazy and panting from being out of breathe while trying to get off. Fuck That! Push-ups, pull-ups and dips will help you hold those legs up so you can get to that G-Spot without becoming fatigued. If you’re fucking how your suppose to in missionary your chest and arms are usually tight. So use those tips to help with that.

If you’re a doggy type then I would suggest squats. I mean you have to dig deep in that pussy or ass from the back and that usually come with a lot of legwork. If you Google the squat challenge and do that you will become a beast when you’re pounding your chick from the back. I always love to see that ripple of waves on the ass when I’m goin at it. WHEW!

Now don’t forget to so some crunches. If you’re pumping that pussy like you should, you will need a great ab routine. I would recommend doing a set of 4 X 25. That’s pretty easy and should help. However if you want to be a total beast in all positions I suggest YOGA. There is nothing that Yoga can’t help you with in the bedroom. Personally I hate the shit but when I did do it man oh fuckin man. That shit is good for the sex drive like no other. Let’s not forget about running either. I play ball so that’s my running but the better runner you are the better you can fuck.

Breathing

This may sound funny but I must be honest. You know how you get some new pussy and your heart is beating out of control because your thinking in the back of your mind, “Oh hell yea I’m about to beat this pussy up!” Then you fail because your heart rate was up and then you stuck your dick in and it was 1..2..3..nut…Boooooooo. That’s a damn shame but it happens all too often. It happens to the best of us so there’s no reason for you to feel bad about it, just take this tip.

When you are fucking you need to have a breathing pattern. When you pump inside that’s with breathe in. When you are coming out, that’s when you breathe out. Now when you think about it, it seems kinda confusing. When you try it, it makes perfect sense. Just like when you are working out or lifting weights you have a breathing pattern. You want to get as much oxygen to the brain as possible. You know those old farts that have heart attacks when they are in the pussy of some young chick? THAT’S WHY THEY DIE!!! They aren’t breathing right. So approach the pussy with a Billy Dee Williams type mentality and then attack the pussy like Usain Bolt…but breathe.

Supplements

When I say supplements your thinking Viagra or Calais, right!?! WRONG! There are many different supplements that will assist you with your journey of trying to fuck better. Zinc will increase your loads right away. Vitamin C will make your load taste better. Vitamin B will give you the energy to get that load off. Those are the basics that I know of. However there’s Ginseng. I’ve been taking Ginseng since I was in high school. I was always horny and didn’t really know way. When my brother told me about Ginseng as a sex tool I was kinda embarrassed. I used it for energy but it can help with sex too. When you want to add that natural energy to your sex life I highly recommend Ginseng. I mean there’s horny goat weed as well…however I’m not too familiar with that.

Dieting

Now this is a tricky one. You can do all the things above and still be the same performer in the sack. Keep in mind if you have a freaky bitch like I got she will demand a load in her mouth. If I ate like shit, guess what? My cum will taste like shit. (Personally I wouldn’t know, but she tells me) Having a good diet will allow you to perform better. You can’t go eating fucking burgers and pounding your chick with a stomach full of greasy meat. Not a good visual. Stick to the script and eat a ton of veggies and fruits. Fresh shit and not that bullshit can syrup type shit. Eating fruits and veggies will make you feel lighter on your feet. You know what that does? Makes you feel like you wanna stand up in the pussy. Once you are good you can have your chick bend over stick your dick inside of her and stretch your arms foward and extend your legs out and fly like Superman.

So this was the normal shit. Did I bore you? Yea?, Well I don’t give a fuck I’m trying to help you out. Remember I know who I’m fucking and she’s pleased. So you need to do your part to help your girl out because I just got a text from your girl thanking me for trying to help your ass out. Hahahahaha.  To be continued….