mf_fuck2So here are the cheat codes to fucking like a porn star. This blog is for the guys out there that care to know what they can do to be better in the sack or tips of how to enhance what they are already doing. I mean this is for the good ol’ perverts out there, let’s be honest. Now we will get to some shit I should keep to myself. However since I’m in a good mood I might as well share. Sharing is caring is what they say, right? Let’s get to it then.

Eating Pussy:

Now many of us men like to believe we are the gift from God to a women’s vagina when it come to going down on a chick. I hate to break it to you but there’s a reason why more then 65% of women would prefer another women to eat her out. (Now I’m not a damn scientist or anything so yea my percentage might be off but pay attention anyway) You can’t go down there and suck on it like noodles from a fork…C’mon…you wanna treat that thang like the delicate flower it is. In other words be gentle and remember you don’t have to be rough to do it correctly. Another tip is you don’t always have to go right for the pussy.

You want to spend some time licking, touching, and sniffing. Get a good sniff of what that pussy smells like. I mean there’s a way to do it, I wouldn’t recommend sniffing like a fucking dog. That’s not sexy. I love to lick my chick inner thighs to get that pussy nice and wet before I even touch it. I will suck on her pussy through her panties as well…Also you can use your hands to massage her thighs while you suck on that thang. One thing I can say is use spit as a weapon. Drink a cup of any type of citrus to get that spit going and EAT IT UP!!!!

Fucking For The First Time:

So I know there are guys out there that get dumb nervous when it comes to fucking a girl for the first time. I don’t give a fuck how smooth you are, getting the pussy for the first time makes you feel like a little boy every time. Now the question is how do you keep from coming so fast? Here’s a true cheat…Jerk off right before you fuck her and make sure you bust a load. Or you can get her to give you a Brian Jacobs (what I call a BJ) and cum. (This might back fire if she doesn’t swallow so proceed with caution)

What this does is get you to calm yo ass down. Sometime after you bust a nut you aren’t that excited as you were before you did so. Getting a second nut off is fairly easy. Once you get off the second time you are ready to blow her back out trying to get that third nut. This will take a few times for you to get this right. It can be done even if you practice with someone you are used to fucking.

Make Her Cum First:

Most men make the mistake of being selfish by either being focused on bustin a nut and not even asking or concerned if the girl got off. FOOLS! It’s guys like you that make it hard for the others. I can’t front though, the first time I fucked my chick I came after the first five pumps but I spent the next six hours pounding that pussy like I wasn’t going to get a second time. That’s a different story for a different time. And I will tell it…!!! How do you get her to cum first? Take. Your. Time.

Kissing gets the pussy wet. Rubbing certain body parts can do it as well. Licking on her body can get things going. Depending on what type of woman she is you should already know. Don’t penetrate the pussy until she cum. If she’s beggin for it, that’s even better. Don’t give in. If she goes crazy trust me when I say it’s a good thing. Once you get inside of her the feeling will set her off again if you did it correctly. This also helps if you don’t follow the last cheat and cum fast…most women won’t care if you cum if they already came. So, Don’t Get Yours Before She Gets Hers.

Alcohol, Drugs, Pills:

Now you have to be careful with this cheat. I don’t want you guys to over do it when it comes to this cheat. Now I’m not big on drugs at all however these are suggestions to take at your own risk. When it comes to alcohol you want to take about two shots of Vodka with a half of a five-hour energy shot. This will make you feel great and have that energy to match. Chase this combination with a good amount of water as well. This combination has never let me down when it’s time to fuck. Now I drink about a bottle of wine and then I’m good to go. Stay away from beer…that shit never helps when you trying to get your fuck on!

Adderall is another drug that you can fuck on for a good amount of time. Now personally I have never tried it but I have guys that always use this as a weapon when it comes to fucking hard and long. Another thing you can purchase are those sex pills they sell in most liquor stores. Be careful with some of them due to the amount of MG some of those pills contain. You can expect a headache from that shit. Also you want to again consume water just to stay hydrated. You also want to have some type of food in your system when you plan to do this cheat. I recommend not eating a full meal but something simple. Even Muscle Milk will do the trick.

Lube It Up:

Now most civilians don’t really use what we use in the industry as our main source of lube. SPIT! It’s easy, it’s free, it’s instant and it works. Just as I mentioned above you might want to consume any drink that contains citrus. (Ex; Lemonade, OJ (not the killer) or Pineapple juice) That will always get your spit glands going. Don’t want to use that because your pussy ass think it’s too ratchet? Go to the next best thing, Coconut Oil.

There’s nothing like using this when it comes to sex. It’s cheap, it’s organic, it’s natural, it’s good for the skin, it’s sold everywhere and it taste good. One thing you won’t do is feel embarrassed to purchase your average bottle of KY Jelly while looking at the cashier thinking they are judging you of purchasing what could be for solely used for your jerking off purposes. Hahahaha. When you buy Coconut Oil they think you are special or know how to cook.

I’m going to end this version of this blog. I had fun sharing these cheats with you. However I think I will write another. Just because there are other things out there that can help you with certain things when it comes to Fucking Like A Porn Star!!!  To be continued….